Here is the Fourth Act of McTrump
Scene: The White House and McBiden's home in Delaware on opposite sides of the stage, McTrump is being armored for battle by Giuliani, his groveling, troll-like toady.
McTrump: I have no fear of McBiden. The weird sisters prophesied that no man of liberal born could defeat me. Also that I need not tremble until mailboxes and ballots move to Washington. And that will never be.
Giuliani: Aye, my lord, thou art invincible. Armed with the might of rumor, lies and deceit, thou shalt reign in this divided land another four years.
McTrump: Quiet, sycophant! Spray more tan on my noble visage, tis too pale by half.
Giuliani: Aye, my good lord.
McTrump: And you could use a touch-up on that hair. What about McBiden's troublesome offspring. Hast thou gleaned any dirt on him. Hast been to Ukraine e'en and thy expensive voyage have thus far come to naught.
Giuliani: Do not blame me for Ukraine, McTrump! I was just following orders.
McTrump: Shut up or no pardon for thou.