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In front of the Celebrity Silhouette
in Bermuda. |
Several months ago, a YouTube personality who hosts an old-time movie review channel announced a classic movie-themed cruise on Celebrity to Bermuda. Of course I signed up right away and convinced my brother who is not a huge classic movie fan, but is a huge cruise fan, to accompany me. But not enough people signed up to meet the required minimum and so the classic movie portion of the cruise was cancelled. The travel agent volunteered to refund my deposit, but my brother and I decided to go anyway since the cruise was still going to take place, just no old movies. Besides, I had my own mini-classic film festival in our cabinet by watching two Betty Gable flicks on the video-on-demand channel.
Day 1
My brother Jonathan drove us to Port Liberty in Bayonne, NJ (He lives in Delaware and drove up.) We got on the Celebrity Silhouette and watched the Statue of Liberty drift by. There was a LGBTQ passengers' get-together and we met several other gay travelers (I remember on my first cruise they called such meetings Friends of Dorothy so as not to upset the straights.) There was an "adult" comic who told sexually-oriented jokes. Mildly funny. She dressed in an orange housedress and sneakers. Her big claim to fame was she did a robot dance in front of Simon Cowell at a restaurant and it wound up in the National Enquirer when he gave her a thumbs-down.
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Carole Landis, Robert Cummings, Jack Haley,
Betty Grable and Don Ameche in
Moon Over Miami (1941) |
Before bed, I watched
Moon Over Miami with Betty Grable, Don Ameche, Robert Cummings, Carole Landis, Charlotte Greenwood, and Jack Haley. The kind of movie where dirt-poor Betty, Carol and Charlotte pretend to be ultra-rich and go husband-hunting in Florida. Lots of silly musical numbers with titles like "Oh Me, Oh Miami." The highlights: Haley and Greenwood's comedy-relief number, "Is That Good?" and Betty breaking into an elaborate tap number at a party with two perfect strangers.
Day 2
Dinner at LePetit Chef at LaQuisine. The gimmick here is they show an animation on your plate related to each dish. A little cartoon chef explains the influences and ingredients. For dessert they had dancing strawberries. It was cute. We also played Trivia (cheap prizes) and attended a presentation on future cruises.
