This means I may never find every minute of every episode of all 11 years. Oh well. Returning to reviewing segments, the theme for this blog is movie satires. These segments include Carol's parodies of Mrs. Miniver, Love Story, The Seventh Veil, Waterloo Bridge, A Star Is Born, the Sherlock Holmes and Miss Marple series.
Season One
March 4, 1968: Imogene Coca, Mel Torme
(Best of DVD) Not one of the better early efforts of the series. Carol and Imogene indulge in cat-fight comedy as rival political wives. Harvey and Mel do movie monster schtick along with Carol and Pat Paulsen makes a cameo as the frightening couple's baby. Paulsen was one of the briefly famous
Carol and Imogene Coca as rival political wives |
The extended finale revolves around the upcoming Olympics with the USA team (Mel, Carol, Lyle) battling it out against the Russians (Harvey, Imogene) with specialty numbers written exclusively for the show. We get to see Lyle in a skimpy track suit.
Season Two
Oct. 14, 1968: Bobbie Gentry, George Gobel
(Best of DVD) George Gobel was another comic of the show's time who eked out his remaining fame on the Hollywood Squares after the variety series format faded away. His folksy, gentle humor and
George Gobel and Carol as the Duke and Duchess of Wormser |
Nov. 18, 1968: Sid Caesar, Ella Fitzgerald
(Best of DVD) Because of a musician's strike, there was no live orchestra accompanying this show. Carol vocalizes the theme song and Lyle does the same with the intro music to one of the sketches. This is terrible because Ella Fitzgerald, the greatest singer of the century, had to lipsynch to her recordings of "Day In, Day Out" and "Skylark." Harvey also lip synches in a Carol and Sis sketch but with different results. The premise involves Harvey as Roger in drag along with Carol and Chris preparing to perform in a PTA show as a pseudo-Andrew Sisters trio. Harvey has to work late in his
Sister Act: Vicki, Harvey and Carol lip synching |
Sid Caesar makes an appearance during the opening Q&A and co-stars with Carol in Mrs.
Sid Caesar and Carol in Mrs. Magnificent |
Season Three
Sept. 29, 1969: Nancy Wilson, Bernadette Peters, The Burgundy Street Singers
(Best of DVD) Who the hell are the Burgundy Street Singers you ask? There were a white-bread singing group featured on Carol's summer replacement series, The Jimmie Rodgers Show. Who the hell is Jimmy Rogers, you ask? Apparently he was a pop singer. The Burgundy St. Group warbled on Carol's show this one time (weirdly singing Marrakesh Express) and they were on the Red Skelton Show a couple of time. It's bizarre to see this bunch of well-scrubbed suburban kids singing about traveling to the mecca of hippiedom and drugs. Aside from a spoof of Richard Nixon's family (following up from an earlier one just after Tricky Dick was inaugurated), the best part of the show is a medley featuring Carol, Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters saluting old movies called They Don't Make 'Em Like That Anymore. Nancy recreated exotic thriller. Carol does Carmen Miranda. But Bernadette has the big finale and steals the show with a mini-take-off on 42nd Street wherein the unknown goes on for the star and becomes a hit. The number is Wall Street from Dames at Sea in which Bernadette played Off-Broadway and ironically and became a star. However, she did not sing this show in the show, it was for the character Mona Kent, originally played Tamara Long.
Season Four
Feb. 1, 1971: Jim Bailey, Rita Hayworth, Glen Campbell (cameo)
(Best of DVD)
One of the better episodes on the Best of the Carol Burnett Show DVD collection, this one is oozing with camp. Not only do we have a screen goddess from Hollywood's Golden Age in Rita Hayworth,
Rita Hayworth and Carol |
Jim Bailey was a rising young talent, delivering amazingly accurate impressions in drag of female stars such as Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland, and Phyllis Diller. He comes out in a tuxedo and chats with Carol, then appears as Barbra to sing "Don't Rain on My Parade." According to imdb and Wikipedia, Carol and Jim then sang a duet of "Happy Days Are Here Again" but it was cut out of this DVD version (maybe they couldn't get the music rights.) Bailey later appeared on Here's Lucy as Diller and then as his "real" self singing "Fever" to show that though he wears dresses, he's a "real man" and smokes cigars. I believe he was dating Lucie Arnaz at the time while her brother Desi, Jr. was dating Liza Minnelli while Bailey was impersonating Liza's mother Judy, so it makes a nice little circle, see? Many years later I saw Bailey perform as Judy in Provincetown. He died in 2015 at age 77.
As if that weren't enough, there's a delightful movie spoof called Lovely Story, mercilessly skewering Love Story's sappy sentimentality. Harvey as Ryan O'Neal is told by Lyle as the doctor that Carol as Ali McGraw has only five minutes to live. "What can I get for you, darling," Harvey bravely asks. "I'd love a four-minute egg," Carol responds.
(According to imdb, Vicki also had a number with the dancers to "Good Friends" from Applause, but it was cut from this DVD version. Here's where it gets weird. On Amazon, this segment is billed as a family show with no guests. All we get are Vicki's production number, featuring led male dancer Don Creighton and the Lovely Story sketch. So neither the Amazon nor the DVD version is complete. The Good Friends number is truly bizarre with Vicki and Don dressed in purple playsuits and the chorus decked out with weird plastic wigs and singing like munchkins or chipmunks.)
Season Five
Jan. 5, 1972: Peggy Lee, Paul Lynde, Harvey Lembeck's Improv Class incl. William Christopher
(MeTV/Amazon/ShoutFactory!) Harvey Lembeck's comedy improvisation class had appeared on the show the previous November, but they did not make the cut in the MeTV/Amazon version. They come back for a second visit here. Carol hands them a premise and they make up a sorta funny sketch about a honeymooning couple interrupted by a TV commercial coffee saleswoman (but not Mrs. Olsen of Folger's fame). The only reason this bit may have survived the cutting floor is the appearance of William Christopher, later to gain fame as Father Mulcahy on MASH. Christopher also appears briefly (as a priest) in another episode in the bookstore sketch with Carol and Cass Elliot.
We then cut to the Million Buck Movie (which only shows films that have lost a million bucks at the box office, according to announcer Lyle). The feature is The Seventh Wail, a take-off on The Seventh Veil which I just watched on my DVR from TCM. In the original Ann Todd (Carol) is a neurotic, suicidal concert pianist, dominated by her sadistic, manipulative cousin James Mason (Harvey). He pushes her like a slave driver and frightens away potential beaus (Paul Lynde as a jazz musician). The funniest part is when all three crack up and struggle to continue with the scene.
Season Six
Nov. 29, 1972: Carl Reiner, Melba Moore
(Best of DVD) I made a mistake and mislabelled this episode in Part 5 of this series of blogs. I had assumed it was an episode from Season Eight with Carl Reiner and Ken Berry, maybe because it was all cut up when I saw it on MeTV and confused it with a different episode with Reiner. Only Reiner appeared in the hacked-up version and Tony winner Melba Moore is nowhere to be seen. Moore was
Melba Moore and Carol as jellybean thieves |
Jan. 6, 1973: Tim Conway, Jack Cassidy
(Amazon/The Best of the Carol Burnett Show) A series of complete episodes from Seasons 6 to 11 are available on Amazon for $2 per episode. I bought this one because I vaguely remember seeing
Carol and Jack Cassidy in the Broadway show Fade Out--Fade In Don Creighton (background, right) would later be hired by Carol as the lead dancer on her variety show. |
Feb. 3, 1973: Family Show, no guests
(Best of DVD) Vicki sings (or maybe lip-synchs, I can't tell) her gold-record hit "The Night the
Lights Went Out in Georgia" which was on the radio all the time when I was in high school. The highlight of this all-regulars show is Waterloo Bilge, satirizing Waterloo Bridge (originally 1930, then remade in 1940). In the movie, a young woman (Carol as Vivien Leigh) turns to prostitution when the dashing Army captain (Harvey as Robert Taylor) she loves is killed in World War I. Then he shows up alive and she has to hide her scandalous past. Most of the humor comes from the absurd lengths the characters go to in order to avoid saying the word "prostitute" or "hooker." Instead the orchestra plays dramatic music every time the vile profession might be uttered. Vicki is particularly versatile here as both Carol's streetwalking roommate who introduces her to a life of sin and as Harvey's patrician mother. Lyle gets a rare opportunity to play something other than a hunky dreamboat when he essays an elderly friend of Harvey's aristocratic family.
Season Seven
Dec. 22, 1973: Anthony Newley, Dick Martin
(MeTV/Amazon/ShoutFactory) After a ho-hum sketch with Carol and Vicki as girlfriends at a singles bar, this edited version includes a three-part salute to detective movies. Anthony Newley and Harvey make a brilliant Sherlock Holmes and Watson in an all-too-brief scene. Newley is delightfully on-target as Holmes ("The maple syrup clue told me Prof. Moriarty was cleverly disguised as a blueberry pancake"), but Harvey excels as Nigel Bruce's
Anthony Newley and Carol in Miss Marble Screams Bloody Murder |
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